me about to blaze the pot
bet youre not even really high
checking tumblr in public and porn comes on your dash
who is on your team, captain?
Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.
when you and your friend see someone you hate
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.