thisisashittydream:

bewbin:

anabbyaday:

bewbin:

me about to blaze the pot 

bet youre not even really high

bruh

hes hammered

(Source: bewbin, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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psyducked:

checking tumblr in public and porn comes on your dash

image

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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

who is on your team, captain?

#completely convinced marvel just finds the actual characters to play their parts

Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.

(Source: ayyecaptn, via hera621)

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laughingstation:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

(Source: gravityfalse, via carefulthe-thingsyousay)

255,261 notes - 6 hours ago - Reblog

nickelbackthatassup:

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(via fuzzy--monkey)

440,219 notes - 8 hours ago - Reblog

vagisodium:

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

(Source: trashboat, via aheartofwood)

275,949 notes - 8 hours ago - Reblog

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

(via tyleroakley)

45,089 notes - 9 hours ago - Reblog

martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

(Source: animationstations, via samapitongzabala)

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If you were going to get bitten by any animal and take their power on, which would you be?

(Source: andrewandemmaarethesun, via louiswpayne)

1,155 notes - 22 hours ago - Reblog

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

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113,019 notes - 23 hours ago - Reblog

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via runningwhenscared)

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didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

(Source: racingbarakarts, via runningwhenscared)

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newsiessquare:

when someone mentions newsies

(via thegaissilent)

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