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fortheloveofotps:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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neatpotatoes:

where is the lie

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those:

Nice

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aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

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strictlyteen:

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Hey Garrett! SHUT UP!

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screamtrilogy:

Basically me hahahah

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stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

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mitchdahbitch:

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ill take the one in the red 

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